I have a confession to make. I am sick to death of the whole "girl detective" shtick. God, I've been doing it for so long that I'm just about ready to puke. The baddie is always that perma-grouch old farmer, some weird college professor, or some really gross, dirty old man that lives in a beat up old Airstream trailer down by some polluted river. Yada, yada, yada. I'm bored to tears with it all.
But not long ago, something so totally cool happened. I came across Jay Gaudette's short stories, The Porn Star Party parts 1 and 2, and after I read them I knew what I really wanted to be; a porn star! Oh, yes! The idea of getting smashed by some big, hung, panty-dropping, melt-in-my-mouth man-meat just makes me wet. His stories are so hot, so outrageous, and so much what I want from now on. You gotta' read them yourself.
Anyway, the Hardy Boys are coming over to make an amateur, three-way video with me. They should be here anytime now and....
Oh, hi guys. Yeah, I'm ready. Drop your boxers and let me see what you have.
Oh. My. God. They're huge!